The Gorgeous Oath
I, ________________, having been admitted as member of the ‘G’orgeous Corporation Incorporated, do solemnly swear that I recognize the supreme fiat and mandate of gorgeousness; I shall support the basic tenets and principles underlying its constitution and creation and shall obey its canons, rules and instructions by the duly constituted authorities, founders and operators therein; I shall portray loveliness at all times and shall not perform any act contrary to the dictates and commands of beauty nor give aid or consent nor tolerate the same. I promise to be charitable to the world full of imperfections as an emissary of graceful perfection and as ambassador of splendid positivity and shall conduct myself as a Gorgeous being, elegant, stunning and dazzling, according to the best of exquisite knowledge and aesthetic discretion with all good fidelity as well to the Gorgeous Corporation, to my charming colleagues and to the world; and I voluntary impose upon myself these glorious and fabulous obligations arising from this superb and celebrated prerogative without any mental reservation and purpose of evasion or betrayal to Venus. So, help me sublime God of Beauty.
(Earline Lirio coauthored this peice done at the birthday party of charls last june 2007) - contributed to www.friendster.com/gcorp
May 4th, 2008 at 6:04 am
wheyyyyy……i love it….how can i copy this? or will this oath automatically appear on my blog being a certified one??? jejejeje